Typical Liberal

Yea yea, I changed some of the names but it's a joke and I think it fits. Got it from an e mail.

WINTER LIBERAL

As a trucker stops for a red light, a liberal catches up. They jump out
of their car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and they says "Hi, my name is Pat
and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores them and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the liberal catches up again.
They jump out of their car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
liberal then says brightly, "Hi my name is Pat, and you are losing some
of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores them again and continues down the
street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the liberal gets out of their car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again they say
"Hi, my name is Pat, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the liberal's car.


He knocks on their window, and after they lower it, he says:
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"Hi, my name is Tom, it's winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK!"