NASCAR In 2010

Since ABC will carry Sundays race on ESPN2 so they can run Worlds Funniest Vidio's I wonder what will happen if the left try's to shut down NASCAR because of the hate for NASCAR fans and red state voters Since all is great in the world and we now have change, I thought I would give you a few headlines concerning NASCAR in 2010 and 2011.

What would Nascar headlines be?

NASCAR 2011 season. NASCAR announced the 2011 schedule with 15 races after NASCAR failed to find enough female, African American, Hispanic, Hmong, Cuban, Venezuelan, German, Chinese, Korean and Bisexual drivers. Races were canceled at all tracks in states that voted for President Obama in 2008. Only r,, neck red states were able to hold races. Liberal blue states kept their distance trying to stay away from race fans.

Cities left on the race schedule included Atlanta , Talladega, Texas, Kansas, Phoenix, which gives each city holding three races each through the season. Daytona was hoping to keep the 500 but election results and the voters of Florida did not want to upset the President for running the race in Florida. The finale championchip race will be held at the Kentucky Speedway. The furthest northern red state of the 2008 election. The NASCAR president had no choice after President Obama threatened to withhold the switch grass fuel that the cars now run on!

COT Car Testing. The new NASCAR Car of Today was tested this week at Kentucky Speedway to get ready for the shortened Nascar season. Pat Jane lead race weeks with a top speed of 89.75 mph. He / She said the GM / Dodge (not sure) Smart car felt real good around turn five but was constrained in turn seven. Crew chief Yang Ho See said they will adjust the car by next year.

Car owner Dale Earnhardt Jr. is looking forward to his new ownership with Honda / Toyota.

Switch Grass Fuel Problems. NASCAR teams are frustated at the switch grass fuel clogging up the smaller carburetors. Teams were hoping to use the 87 octane ethanol fuel they were promised last year to start the season. The shortage of ethanol because of the 95 % bankruptcy rate of corn farmers across the country forced NASCAR to change fuels. The Obama government refused to bail out U S Farmers after corn prices fell from heavy corn imports from China, Russia and Venezuela.

Protesters at Texas. Protesters walked outside Texas speedway after the speedway was forced to the non smoking ban at the track. Fans were also upset that all beer and Mikes Hard Lemonade was banned and now are forced to drink Merlo and Blackcurrant/Cassis wine at the track.

Race Weeks Schedule. Race weeks starts with qualifying on Nickelodeon Tuesday at 8:00 am. The race will be carried on C Span-2 at 7:00 am eastern three weeks from Tuesday on January 17th 2011.

Hey lefties get a grip. NASCAR fans, you never know, anything can happen.

Did I miss any headlines?