E mailed from a friend in Ohio.
"Investments
"If you purchased $1,000 in stock in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 in stock in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 in stock in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans in for a recycling refund, you would have $214.00 today. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!"
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