Friday, October 24, 2008

Joke Of The Day

From Pine River World News

"No offense intended to my Florida readers...
[The following joke is from the Sofia News Agency, Bulgaria, newswire.]

- - - Florida Voters - - -
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: Once is never enough!
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count."

Pine River World News

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