Joke for the Day

Thanks Mike for the E Mail.
By the way I was born in 57, before my time.

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to
pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck
tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy
Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy
Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a
seat?' she says.

That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what
they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
shop or to a drive in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you
kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing
it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says
'Wha...aaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know
Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all
night if we let her!'

Harold's eyes l ight up and he smiles from ear to ear.. Immediately,
he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt with Her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his
date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a
good Evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back

into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"It's The Twist, Mother! The Twist! It's
called The Twist!' .