Joke Of The Day

E mail from a friend.

Subject: Go Packers - all in jest!

 

The Green Bay Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Green Bay.
 For the first offense, they give you two Packers tickets.
 If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

 

 Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
 A. The Green Bay Packers.
 

Q. What do the Green Bay Packers and Billy Graham have in common?
 A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
 

Q. How do you keep the Green Bay Packers out of your yard?
 A. Put up a goal post.
 

Q. Where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado?
 A. To the Lambeau Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!
 

Q. What do you call a Packer with a Super Bowl ring?
 A. A thief.
 

Q. What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers and a dollar bill?
 A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 Q. How many Green Bay Packers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
 A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
 

Q. What do the Green Bay Packers and a possums have in common?
 A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

GO PACKERS!!!!!!!