Joke Of The Day To My Three Children in College

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From an E mail. To all those SMART ASS students in college who think they know more then us 50+ old guys with only a high school education.

And they wonder why there are SO many aggie jokes...

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them,

"In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as
a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal body".

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,

"The second most important quality is observation..

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."