From the Green Bay Press.
It must be a slow news cycle. "Holidays distract students". Really, my God, these poor children. Is there any real news going on in Wisconsin. Really?
Maybe I can help the news department with some future headlines to look into for the next news cycle.
One Inch of Snow, Bing's "White Christmas", Should I Shovel? Decision Leads To Depression
Forgot To Load Dishwasher, While Watching "Grinch Stole Christmas", Wife Goes Insane
Watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Leads To Obesity
Home Alone, Two Beers Left in Fridge
"It's A Wonderful Life" Not for Those Who Didn't Get Wii For Christmas
Santa Claus Is "Not" Coming To Town, In Florida, No Snow
"A Christmas Story" Went To The Casino and Lost 40 bucks
What will the next "slow news day" article be from the MSM?
It must be a slow news cycle. "Holidays distract students". Really, my God, these poor children. Is there any real news going on in Wisconsin. Really?
"Holiday distractions can affect area students' grades
End of semester is time to buckle down, teachers say
By Kelly McBride • kmcbride@greenbaypressgazette.com • December 3, 2008 " Holiday distractions can affect area students' grades | greenbaypressgazette.com | Green Bay Press-Gazette
For many area students, the holiday season — complete with days off school and other distractions — can serve as an easy diversion from concerns about the upcoming end of the semester.
Maybe I can help the news department with some future headlines to look into for the next news cycle.
One Inch of Snow, Bing's "White Christmas", Should I Shovel? Decision Leads To Depression
Forgot To Load Dishwasher, While Watching "Grinch Stole Christmas", Wife Goes Insane
Watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Leads To Obesity
Home Alone, Two Beers Left in Fridge
"It's A Wonderful Life" Not for Those Who Didn't Get Wii For Christmas
Santa Claus Is "Not" Coming To Town, In Florida, No Snow
"A Christmas Story" Went To The Casino and Lost 40 bucks
What will the next "slow news day" article be from the MSM?
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