Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Wisconsin, Slow News Day

From the Green Bay Press.

It must be a slow news cycle. "Holidays distract students". Really, my God, these poor children. Is there any real news going on in Wisconsin. Really?
"Holiday distractions can affect area students' grades
End of semester is time to buckle down, teachers say

By Kelly McBride • kmcbride@greenbaypressgazette.com • December 3, 2008 " Holiday distractions can affect area students' grades | greenbaypressgazette.com | Green Bay Press-Gazette

For many area students, the holiday season — complete with days off school and other distractions — can serve as an easy diversion from concerns about the upcoming end of the semester.


Maybe I can help the news department with some future headlines to look into for the next news cycle.

One Inch of Snow, Bing's "White Christmas", Should I Shovel? Decision Leads To Depression

Forgot To Load Dishwasher, While Watching "Grinch Stole Christmas", Wife Goes Insane

Watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Leads To Obesity

Home Alone, Two Beers Left in Fridge

"It's A Wonderful Life" Not for Those Who Didn't Get Wii For Christmas

Santa Claus Is "Not" Coming To Town, In Florida, No Snow

"A Christmas Story" Went To The Casino and Lost 40 bucks


What will the next "slow news day" article be from the MSM?

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