Dem Wascalls

Dem, wascally wepubwicans!

From American Nonsense

They have attacked me with television ads…
They have attacked me with radio commercials…
Today, they are calling voters and attacking me on the phone…
I will not cave on this issue, but they will continue to attack.

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The pressure on these Freshmen is going to be relentless.

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Dem wascals better knot caw mi guy fwom da eiht disrick.

Jason Altmire (PA-04)
Mike Arcuri (NY-24)
Nancy Boyda (KS-02)
Joe Courtney (CT-02)
Joe Donnelly (IN-02)
Gabrielle Giffords (AZ-08)
Kirsten Gillibrand (NY-20)
Paul Hodes (NH-02)
Steve Kagen (WI-08) hees on da wist, pweez, pweez, weave him awone! Stevv, cood yu pweez kave aweady?
Ron Klein (FL-22)
Tim Mahoney (FL-16)
Jerry McNerney (CA-11)
Harry Mitchell (AZ-05)
Christopher Murphy (CT-05)
Carol Shea-Porter (NH-01)
Tim Walz (MN-01)