A fish , couldn't he think of maybe a gal of milk?
Posted January 12, 2008
Doyle tosses fish into Packers bet
MADISON — Gov. Jim
Doyle Friday upped the ante in a friendly wager made earlier this week with
Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire on today's playoff showdown between the Packers
and the Seattle Seahawks at Lambeau Field.
In addition to putting Wisconsin
bratwurst on the line, he has also promised to include a freshly caught Lake
Michigan Coho Salmon if the Seahawks beat the Packers. If the Packers win,
Gregoire will send over Cougar Gold cheese, produced by the Washington State
University Creamery.
— Press-Gazette
Well, well, well, Nice that the gov is betting brats and coho salmon.
My hopes are that Diamond Jim will not have to pay the bet, all eyes on the Pack today.
But let us all have some fun and ask some intriguing questions.
Question 1, which Wisconsin brat would he give to the gov of Washington? Would Klements or Johnsonville or Miesfeld's or any of the other fine brat makers in Wisconsin have to be in a bidding war on who can give the most to Doyles campaign war chest. I can just hear it , "you tell Franks to up the ante, Jims meats is giving me $ 20,000.00". " and you tell Larry's over in Cecil that they still owe me for that state grant we gave them"!
Question 2, Who is going to catch the Coho if it is to be a fresh fish? " George ( some rookie WDNR officer) you go to Sheboygan and take the dnr boat and catch me a coho", " and don't come back till it's big one"! " I don't care if your on vacation, you don't get the fish you'll be inspecting septic tanks for the next twenty years"!
Ok, O k, the stars are in alignment and the Packers win and the Cowboys loose, and we have the game in Green Bay next weekend. Diamond Jim and Eliot Spitzer have to make some kind of wager for the Packer Giant game.
What will the wagers be?
Diamond Jim, could,
A gift certificates of any Wisconsin tribal casino of Eliots choice.
A carton of any cigs so New York could make more tobacco tax on them than Wisconsin.
A gift certificates for any excavating by certain trucking company's in the Kenosha Area.
Any Wisconsin supreme court decisions of Eliots choice pertaining to New York casinos buying into Wisconsin casinos or any positive New York / Wisconsin ruling.
One students full payment scholarship to Wisconsin's new Embryonic Stem cell research lab.
New York ownership of any nuclear power plant in Wisconsin, Eliots choice.
Eliot could offer,
Use of any New York state trooper to spy on any Wisconsin Republican of Jim's choice for a period of 30 days.
Use of one New York state helicopter for Jim or his staff for one full year.
One New York supreme court descion on letting a Wisconsin tribe have access to any land for future casino in New York state.
Use of Eliots limo for Jim and his friends in New York city for a fun weekend of Jims choice. including ten free tickets to any Broadway show.
Ah, isn't it great to dream.
2 comments:
This is a wild dream and it can never be reality. If you can imagine things this wild then I wish I could win a dream vacation and loads of gift certificates.
James, I guess I should not have used the word dreams. The main point between Doyle and Spitzer is that they would sell their souls for any reason for their benifit. Money,bribes,donations,power, Because of their past behavior you know someone will get rolled for something.It already has happened.With these two guys, who will get rolled (screwed)over this weeks Packer Giant game.You know someone will. Thanks for your post.Berry Laker
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