Thursday, December 13, 2007

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From my buddy from Colorado!!

Subject: Fwd: Fw: The Only Time Using the "F" Word is Acceptable

The "F" Word
(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?

There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.


They are as follows:


12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the @#$% was that!?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926


7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566!

5. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998

2. "What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"

Martha Stewart, 2005


And a drum roll please...... ......!















1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein,2003


Ya Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, that's right thr Iraq war is lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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