The Future Times

Latte Protests
Tuesday January 18, 2028
New World Times 3:00 pm edition
The Capitol , New York City
Jan Millhouse

President Chelsea Clinton presented her State of the World
address today at World Headquarters amid controversy
outside the newly built world headquarters. Protesters
cried out chants of "free our people" as she set forth her
agenda for the first five years of her ten year term.
The protesters have been staging their protests the past three
days for three straight hours per day ( 12:00 noon to 3:00 p m )
over the arrest of Star Bunks coffee ceo John Anderson for raising
the price of his chocolate latte without the permission of the pricing
commission headed by her mother Hillary Rodham .

Violence finally subsided when Ms Clinton promised a $4.00 discount
on the Mocha latte but could not bend to the pressure of the protesters
on the double chocolate . She also said she would contemplate
freeing Mr Anderson in twenty years, (Anderson was one of the
few male CEO 's left in the new government owned businesses)
in the "United World Order".
She was not happy dealing with a male, but also understands
the importants of the latte break all government
businesses are required to have at 1:00 p m .
"People have a right to protest latte but it is not
like in the past when ugly males and we the only great females
of the world could our own businesses".
"Private business is a thing of the past, we are no longer male
dominated , males are not born ", she said. "I will not stand for any
government business making changes without the strict authority
from our greatest hero worship Hillary"!

Professor Pat Wyatt ( he or she, we were not sure at the time of
this article)was disappointed that the younger generation cannot
do protests like (he/she) and their generation did back in 2007.
We protested and that evil one was impeached and taken to
Siberia forever! "those were the days , (not allowed to mention
evil ones name)!
History buffs all agree 2007 was our finest hour. "To overthrow the
satin of all satins and send him away forever is what built this
communist world order", said Pat( he/she , still not sure)!

The bell for three o'clock rang and all streets were deserted by 3:05.
Protesters all promised to be back again when they could find
something to protest. Ms, Clinton was beaming to Davos , to her retreat
residence in the Alps after the speech.

Long Live Chelsea

Long Live Female World Order


Article approved by Alexandra Palanci Head of DICC
Director in Communist Communication