I Must Be A REDNECK IF

I waz cawled a rednek by a Jimmu Johnson fan dis post weakend.

Hear iz aaaaa cuple jockes from Jeff Foxworthy

U ol hav a grate weak.

"(Most of these Redneck Jokes can be attributed to Jeff Foxworthy)


You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."






You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.





You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.






You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.





You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company






Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.






Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.





You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'






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