Saturday, February 23, 2008

You White Folks

From Marcus Aurelius and Charlie Sykes
White people like link

This is GREAT!

# 73 - In general, white people love situations where they
can’t lose. While this does account for the majority of their situations, perhaps the safest bet a white person can make is to buy a house in an up-and-coming neighborhood.


#71 - In most situations, white people are very comforted by
seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.


#67 - Music is very important to white people. It truly is the
soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that cost of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, or love, or breaking up with someone, or not being able to date someone, or death.



# 64 - Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white
people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.


#63 - Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.

These are Great. You have got to read this. How true some of it can be. Mostly to those libs out there!

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