Wonder if Jeff Foxworthy mentioned this one.
"OSHKOSH — Three dozen vehicles broke through the ice at a weekend fishing tournament on Lake Winnebago. Winnebago County sheriff’s officials say the vehicles were parked too close together and collectively were too heavy for the ice at the Battle on Bago tournament. Some vehicles were submerged, others were partially submerged." Source: 36 vehicles break through ice at fishing event | Herald Times Reporter | htrnews.com
You would think that people who live in Wisconsin know better.