Not Really

Joke from my e mail box.

BLESSED WISCONSIN


On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: 'Today, I am
going to create a land called Wisconsin . It will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty; a land of  beautiful lakes, each one full of fish. It
shall have tall majestic pines, peacefully flowing rivers, landscapes full of
buffalo, tall grass, and eagles, beautiful blue skies, forests full of bear, elk
and moose, rich farmland and fair skinned people.' God continued, 'I
shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper and
they shall be known as a most friendly people, people who practice being
Wisconsin Nice every day.'

But Lord,' asked Gabriel, 'don't you think you are being too
generous to these Wisconsinite's?'

'Not really,' replied God 'just wait and see the winters I am going
to give them.'