From Eric Odom
Did you ever realize jokes and comedy are funny when they come from true life experiences. Take this joke, it wouldn't be funny if it was made up. Since we see dems and how they act in real life, it's believable , it's funny. How many times do we have to explain things to the dems and they still don't get it!
An old, blind man wanders into a bar in Washington, DC, by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a Dumb Democrat joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
“Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: One, the bartender is a Democrat with a baseball bat. Two, the bouncer is a Democrat. Three, I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound Democrat with a black belt in karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is a Democrat and a professional weightlifter. And five, the lady to your right is a Democrat and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and finally mutters: “Well, no; not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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