Speeding Ticket

Seems with all that is happening today, you need to have a laugh. E mail from our GREAT friend from Colorado.

GOOD
A Laramie , Wyoming policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with
a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Cheyenne, Wyo.
A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A Wyoming State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book.
She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's
Ball."
He replied, " Wyoming State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got
back in his patrol car and left.